High-quality A4 animal print with a Shakespeare quote.
Ivor the Black Bear
You may think Ivor is a lumberjack. He isn’t. He actually works at the Ulster Bank branch in Magherafelt. He just likes carrying that axe around as a subtle warning to the irritating old fusspots who come to his till with bags of pennies. He dreams that someday he will find the time to write a science fiction novel.