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High-quality A4 animal print with a Shakespeare quote.

Pong-ling Xi the Giant Panda

Ailuropoda melanoleuca

Contrary to popular belief, Xi’s favorite meal is neither bamboo nor chicken fried rice, but is in fact spaghetti bolognese and Diet Pepsi. Unfortunately he is allergic to oregano, and consequently suffers from regular abdominal frustrations. The resulting flatulence has severely damaged his luck with women and the continuation of his species.

Panda

£25Price